When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats
, give them this list. They can then pick a reason.
#10. I voted Democrat because
I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government
taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
#9. I voted Democrat because I believe
the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#8.
I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended
by it.
#7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
#6.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain
on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't
start driving a Prius.
#5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.
#4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right
to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
#3. I voted Democrat
because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.
They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution
as the democrats see fit.
#2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges
need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
And the #1 reason to vote Democrat: I voted Democrat because I am so stupid
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.